Reverse of the Sith

Reverse of the Sith is an uplifting story about a young man who is ripped ruthlessly from his life-sustainment device by a man named Palpatine. Starting off with a dreadful scream of noooo. He is then thrown to the fire lake where he meets another human who uses his magical sword to completely heal Anakin and then they do a ceremonial dance to indict Anakin into the healing Jedi order. They then travel to their ship and come across a dead girl who Anakin uses his newly found force powers to save and then she argues saying that she was trying to kill herself. They travel back to Obi-Wan’s city where there are clones looking for dead people to resurrect. Anakin finds a stranded group of children whom he rescues sneaking out of the Jedi Temple, which has been overrun. Around the galaxy, clone troopers are finding old Jedi who they resurrect, turning the tide of the war. In Palpatines chamber, he pulls in a Jedi saving him from a long fall and the saves two others. Then the Jedi thank Palpatine and leave. Slowly but surely, Anakin teaches the girl that she is loved in the world and that she has no reason to die. Anakin for some weird reason continues to talk to Palpatine, who slowly loses power. This is such an uplifting story about resurrection and how you should never give up hope.

"Did you watch Reverse of the Sith?"

"Have you seen Revenge of the Sith backwards?"

"OOOOOOON!"

"Were two babies unbirthed?"