Sailor

The opposite of vegan. Made with real animal products the way nature intended.

I don't want a vegan muffin. Gimme one made with real butter. Gimme a sailor muffin.

Flapulation

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.

I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.

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