penski

Strange looking pierced northerner, notorious for ending everything in '*n'. Acts extremely macho online but is camp as christmas in real life. An open minded individual with a passion for showing his privates to the world.

No Penski, put your wang away!

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PantBurger

A burger composed mainly of pants. Freshly taken from a the behind of a pant wearer.

I would like 2 pant burgers and a large strawberry milkshake.

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