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Life is difficult. This is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult, once we truly understand and accept it then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters.
I hate the required prerequisite to include the defined word in the example!
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After performing the pink sock upon a submissive partner (otherwise you may be required to donkey punch her to produce the effect) you immediately drop to your knees and deep throat the dangling mass of inverted rectum.
While fucking the loose asshole of a whore I picked up, a pink sock resulted. She forced me to deep-throat clean it and put it back in.
This my curious friend is the Cleveland asshole deep-throat.
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The preparation of regular Greek food through the insertion of breakfast items into the participant's anal cavity. We will take the feta cheese for example; by thoroughly marinating the cheese by deep insertion into the anus, the cheese will acquire a taste similar to Greek cuisine. Typical marination time varies between a day to a week, garnish with a sprig of cilantro.
Sailing into the sunset and waking up to a captivating morning, the inspiration drew me to try a Greek Breakfast with my lover.. Only if she takes the first bite.
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Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.
I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.
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