Archie

THE BEST FRIEND YOU COULD EVER HAVE HE IS FUNNY COOL IS LOYAL , GOOD LOOKING , FUNNY , PLAYFUL AND IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Me: *sees archie*
also me: ARCHIE!
*we hug*

swearing

THIS UNHOLY THING THAT SHOULD BECOME A CRIME! IF YOU SWEAR YOU ARE ON DRUGS
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

example of swearing
me: walks around with my friend
my friend: gets hit in the head with a football
my friend: F***K
me: excuse me that was very unholy