Scooby Dooing

A sexual act. During doggie-style sex the man will put on a scary mask while continuing to thrust. He will tap the woman on the shoulder to surprise her. When she runs away naked the man will proceed to chase her room to room with said mask on. At some point during the chase the man will likely trip due to poor visibility. The woman will roll the man up in an old rug and pull off his mask to reveal his identity.

I wanted to do something special for Cathy so I might try some scooby dooing this weekend.

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Aquamanning

A foreplay tactic where the man re-enacts the opening scene of Aquaman, facing away from the end of the bed in a crouch. After standing and flipping his long hair or wig back, he must look over his shoulder and ask for permission to come aboard in the most badass way possible. Then he performs a wet dolphin.

Jason: “Hey, I’m Aquamanning. Permission to come aboard?”
Brooke: “Permission granted, and I want you to give me a wet dolphin.”