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The totally accurate, totally not fake translation for 'the cigarette' in Spanish.
Person 1: How do you say 'the cigarette' in Spanish?
Person 2: El fag.
Person 1: No, that's not correct.
Person 2: Yes, it is. Look it up on the Urban dictionary.
(1) A stupid thing that's right in the centre of birth and death. You eat, sleep, pee, poop, love, that's about it.
(2) Something that needs to be discontinued ASAP to avoid causing more harm towards Earth.
Person 1: I hate life
Person 2: Me too. Don't really know why it's still a thing.
Person 3: Agreed.
Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*