Bobcat

Fury cat that lives in the woods. Wears a fancy hat and has sex with women.

Go in the woods after dark and Bobcat will kill you

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Scrouge

1. Homosexual male that smokes Virgina Slims

"Hey Scrouge need a tampon to keep your shit from falling out"

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Puffy Bird

Large fluffy yellow bird that does lots of crazy stuff. Killed Buddha.

Puffy Bird is cool

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