Bunglemawled

The shameful experience of being molested by an "entertainer" who dresses up as an animal character and acts friendly to lull you into a false sense of security.diverting the fact he's a rampant deviant nonce so he can touch you up inappropriately Jimmy Saville style leaving you wishing you were a leper

"What the fucks wrong Colin, you look perturbed"

" I just got bunglemawled"

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paggered porridge

An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump

The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter

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trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

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fizzy gravy

The resultant mess left in the bog after a violent bowel explosion

God u should have seen the shit I just did. God darned nearly shit in me undies. It looked like fizzy gravy

Gusset greasing

the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson

Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight

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gusset flossing

Giving clitoral stimulation with use of panties

I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule