Irl

Irl stands for In real life and is commonly used in texts and memes

Irl I own a snake as a pet

Perjury

Telling a lie during a trial despite pledging the oath to tell the truth

1: Did You hear about that trial?
2: I heard the Lawyer Got arrested Fie perjury

Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake

Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks

Mong

Slang for mentally ill person, often referring to people with Down syndrome and commonly used amongst British people

Bob: where’s Steve?
Stan: just at his house being a mong