Buddhism

A philosophy, originally coming from India and common in East and South-East Asia.

A buddhist can sometimes be a white dude who watched too many kung-fu movies and/or tries to find something to replace his identity,
which is despised by the owned media and education system.

- "Christian" : Guys, I converted to buddhism yesterday, it's so cool !

- Bob :*facepalm* Buddhism is not a religion... you cannot convert to buddhism.

- Asian dude with an one-syllable name : I don't care, you're still white, ha ha ha.