road parrot

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.

Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."

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