kemenecks

(noun, onomatopoeia) The slapping and clapping sounds produced by the flapping skin folds of a morbidly obese person while they are being furiously penetrated from behind.

I pulverized that big girl's behind so fast she made the kemenecks.

OJ

Slang for 'glove'. Plural is OJs. In reference to the OJ Simpson trial, with its now famous "if the glove don't fit" phrase.

Someone left a nice pair of leather OJs on the subway train.

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