Arseholed

To be so fucked drunk that you loose all Cognitive function, this state is typically common in knackers and smackheads.

Look at that lad across the road he's fuckin Arseholed

Lingery Fart

A person who is typically disliked and unwanted in a group but still hangs around the group (Lingers, much like a smelly fart)

Person 1: Man that guy Bart won't leave our group even though he is a creep and nobody likes him.

Person 2: Sheeit, what a lingery fart