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If you type this then it just shows how sad and lonely you are because regular people entertain themselves in other ways than this typical one.

You type on twitter: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
A mature grown up replies: Oh god stop being so lonely and sad. Go find another way to entertain your very own self. lol

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technological

Unofficial synonym for technical. Technological is just the long version and nobody cares about it; they can and will shorten it to technical.

Person 1: "I am experiencing technological issues"
Person 2: "STFU, technical is shorter to pronounce and write, and it saves up time"

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HPD

Acronym for "Handheld Portal Device", the main weapon you possess 24/7 in the Portal games.

"Look, this test subject has a HPD"

ROFLOLOL

Rolling on the Floor; Lots of Laughs Out Loud

Person 1: "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?"
Person 2: "IRRELEPHANT"
Person 1: "ROFLOLOL"

pussy

Stronger version of cunt

Person 1: "Adolf Hitler is a cunt"
Person 2: "Actually he is a pussy. A pussy is dumber than a cunt."

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Portal 2

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!

Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"

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imagime

Short for imagine me.

"Imagime when I get all A+ on my report card"

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