31th base

Didn't learn did you? This is the base reached when people realize there is no 31th base, its the 31st base... continue reading.

Bob: Dude, I totally got to 31th base last night.

Billy: Dude, there isn't a 31th base, its 31st, and there's no way you had actual phone sex... besides, that only works in cartoons.

38👍 3👎

34th base

Engaging in intercourse with a male dolphin (vaginally or anally), and surviving.

Bob: Tommy's sister is such a slut, I bet she could get to 34th base!

55👍 20👎