it's like 'poor bastard' except its son of a bitch
fella 1:I had constipation last night
fella 2: you poor son of a bitch
When the argument about who farted has been placed back to the person who started it. Usually the person who said "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
Who Farted!
Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It!
Whoever Denied It, Supplied It!
Said The Rhyme Did The Crime!
Whoever Made The Rebuttal, Had It Come Out Their Butthole!
Whoever Detected It, Projected It!
Whoever Deduced It, Produced It!
the feeling the Turbo Scrub gives you
I used the Turbo Scrub and feel like a million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks.
The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values...
On which we used to rely?!
Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's our Family Guy!
a fart so loud and stinky that everyone within 100 mile radius has to run away so that they don't suffocate from the smell
I killed my town doing an atomic boom
when you black, and the skin is a similar look to chocolate
this black person has chocolate skin.
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