Phobos and Deimos

I bet you didn’t know that Mars had moons. 🌚🌚

Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.

OfflineTV

A group of YouTubers living in the same house making content for YouTube. Here is a list of the people in OfflineTV.

Lilypichu- Lily Ki
Disguised Toast- Jeremy Wang
Michael Reeves

Scarra- William Jimmy Yee
Pokimane- Imane Anys

Yvonnie- Yvonne Ng

Have you seen the OfflineTV video about slime.
Yeah, it was disgusting. The slime was chunky.

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Thing 1

One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.

1👍 1👎

Let’s go we pull up

When gangs in Da hood when they pull up.

Gang Leader: Yeah finally we own this building in Da hood.
Everyone in the gang: Let’s go we pull up

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Popee the Performer

A demonic Japanese TV show about a performer named Popee who was constructed by the demons herself to wreak havoc among the living. But all in all a pretty good TV show.

Have you seen Popee the Performer.
Yeah and now I’m blind.

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Dogwater Lines

Where are you going
Your lost
Dollar tree headset
So free

Freer that a public restroom
Your literally dogwater
0 PR earnings check
Oh wait you have none

Default: how do u pik up gunn.
Renegade Raider: Where are you going Your lost Dollar tree headset So free Freer that a public restroom Your literally dogwater 0 PR earnings check, Oh wait you have none. Dog Where are you going

Default: are those the dogwater lines