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Would have been a more popular langauge if half of its consonants weren't so hard for non-arabs to pronounce.
Arabic is also one of the few languages where it is compulsory to write in cursive: every American's nightmare.
Believe it or not, Arabic is way easier to learn than Japanese, though, at least when it comes to reading and writing. And if you learn Arabic, you'll look way cooler than that classmate who's fluent in Japanese.
Karl: I stil can't pronounce 25% of the arabic letters right.
Carl: Stop complaining, dude, I still can't read and write in Japanese.
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High school calculus done rightรขยยขรฏยธย
As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".
Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.
Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?
Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!
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Who DAHECC names their daughter after that blue thing surrounding us all everyday?
Who's the sussy baka above that claims the sky is blue? Did he/she/they/it gone outside in the past 10 years at all?! The sky is pretty much perma-grey nowadays.
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The one area of physics where its researchers are actually mostly mathematicians.
Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?
Remember Monika from DDLC? What if I told you she's a member of the Klan?
Yup, you read that right. (Her real name is Monikkka, BTW).
Edd: OMGGGGGGGGGGG! Monikkka's is a member of the Klan!!!!!!11
Ed: That must be why we never see her wearing anything else than here school uniform in-game: cuz she wears the KKK outfit outside of school! Obviously, she didn't want to reveal her secret!!!
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