man repeller

–noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:

Girl 1: What are you wearing to the man repeller party?

Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants!

Girl 1: Sweet!
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation is not a dramatization, took place in this room 5 minutes ago.

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