mordecai

A big simp

mordecai Is lonely and just wants some puss

Christiaan

Gay fat man

He’s fat and gay. he’s a Christiaan

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Diabetes

Usually fat people or obese people have this.Commonly found in people named christiaan.

Hey I think I have diabetes.
Well is your name Christiaan
No
Your fine then

Wife

Dishwasher

Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife