teh

The chill way of texting "the."

I went to teh 99 cent store and bought a thingy.

cyber-life

One's life on the internet.

Bob's got no cyber-life.

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odd bod

A person's unattractive body.

That guy has an odd bod. I wonder how he feels in the locker room.

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sex vex

Bothering a partner to have sex with them ad nauseam.

Enough with this sex vex, Joe, I just don't want it now!

chessiac

A chess brainiac.

He is a chessiac. He wins all of his chess games.

picture fixture

A picture of some kind that rests in a special place on the wall.

That painting is a picture fixture in my room.

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picture fixture

A painting, drawing or photograph that adorns a wall in a residence.

There was a picture fixture in the dining room.