fixture

something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to come

1. Phil Jackson would have said that Jordan is a fixture on the Chicago Bulls.

2. The Help Center is a fixture in the community.

3. That old country restaurant has been here for a while, it is a fixture in this neighborhood.

41👍 12👎

fixture

A mixture that can temporally fix problems.

"Man, whatever that was they gave us last night was one hell of a fixture!"

8👍 13👎

fixture

a wanna-be hustla, playa, gangsta, etc.. as opposed to being a factor, a fixture can be removed from the game without causing and real problems.

it really doesn't matter if you's a fixture or a factor- walk up on that ave, man they'll have you on a platter...

- E-40

8👍 25👎

fixture

white mans code werd for nigger

That godamn fixture just stole my car.

3👍 28👎

fixtures

used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.

username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......."

username#2: (who saw the video posted a week ago) FIXTURES

username#1: oh (feeling suitably chastised)

29👍 9👎

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

11👍 3👎

light fixture

A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.

I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.

3👍 1👎