Mat

Mat is a male name often used by homosexuals. Mat’s are usually extremely kinky and perverted. Mat’s are also very weird an abnormal. You should be carful when being around them because they might lick your toes (I speak from experience) always keep a close eye on Mat, they are unpredictable. Mat is also fucking hot. Like really fucking hot. The most crazy, attractive, weirdo you’ll ever meet. They make good ramen and joke about suicide often.

“Who the fuck is that crazy guy?”
“Oh that’s good ol mat. Don’t let him near your feet…”
“..what?”