Spark-Nuke

Reading the detailed overview of a book on sparknotes.com instead of taking the time out to read it.

Guy 1: Hey did you read "Hard Times" by Charles Dickens for class today?

Guy 2: Nah, I didn't have time. I'll spark-nuke it during break.

Wtf

Short for "What (is) this for", used mainly on online social networks and/or messaging programs.

*Instant Messenger*

Guy 1: Dude, look at this picture

Guy 2: Wtf?

Guy 1: It's for Ap Biology

Guy 2: Ahh/