Day Trotter

A male who dresses up like a woman (particularly, if high-heels are worn to create the trotting noise) during daylight hours.

A: Oh, Hi, Dave. I see you are in full make-up and regalia
B: My name is Tessa now. Don't call me Dave.
A: Sorry Tessa. Are you drunk during the day?
B: I'm gonna puke.
A: Oh you silly Day Trotter

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marathon

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"

When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.

J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!

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