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Focus Theory is the theory that the single most important aspect in an interaction with a woman is holding her focus (or attention). It is common for a man to assume a woman has no interest in him, although he still holds her attention, which gives him certain power and significantly more chances than most would think. The difference between power struggle theory and focus theory is that focus theory does not need either party to be weak: it simply requires the ability to capture a womanâs attention.
Guy 1: That girl from the mall told me a million times she's not interested in me.
Guy 2: Focus Theory pal - you've got her focus and attention. Just keep moving forward and don't listen to her. If she wants to keep going with you while your intent is clear, the path is golden.
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The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.
Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.
Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.
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Monsters Theory is the now-mainstream belief that very large breasts on young, lean women is the single most attractive look a woman can have, despite it having a relatively limited genetic basis (as studies of female siblings have shown) There is no established explanation for how women with 25-30% body fat and large breasts have their figures but luck seems to play the biggest role, since their looks and their breasts both are not an accurate reflection of their parents. The theory that attractive parents produce attractive children has become eroded due to monsters theory. Monsters theory states that genetics play some role, but far less than expected and otherwise ugly, fat parents with not particularly good genes can unleash bombshells on the world.
Example: Guy 1: Did you see that girl at the gym? Man, those were huge!
Guy 2: Monsters Theory in action. Let the monsters do the talkin.â
Guy 3: You scared bro?
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A 9-Able man is a man capable of maintaining long-term relationships with 9/10 women in attractiveness. Top-tier women in their peak years (18-22) most often choose to settle down with 30-35 year old average guys who a) own property b) compliment her a lot and make her feel good c) clearly won't ever have any better option than her d) don't challenge her or make her feel bad and e) is much older than her. 9-10 level women are not very looks-oriented with men, and many of them have already "tasted" the most attractive men and want superior qualities so they usually settle for the beta described above. This is frustrating news for the "alpha males get all the pussy" crowd, but should actually be good news for them: there's no reason to fear these niggardly 30-something betas standing in the way of the hotties.
Guy 1: Whatâs up with that very average 32-year-old guy with the 9/10 smokinâ hot bwoad with the sweater yams bustinâ out of her cardigan?
Guy 2: Donât sweat it. That beta is totally 9-Able!
Guy 1: Good point! Donât forget that alpha males make up less than 5% of the male population, so such a cutey will almost always date betas if only due to the alpha scarcity.
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Pretending to be much uglier than you really are online.
Guy 1: So how was your date?
Guy 2: I had doubts about dating that girl because of her ugly photos online, but in person she was gorgeous and seductive. I was a victim of reverse catfishing. I am going to therapy now to deal with it.
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Describes someone who holds a cock/spire upright. The reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. Spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the vagina (or rectum, for you cumtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. In pornography, the most common case of this is when, during a male-female-female scene, girl #1 is about to get her peach cobbler rived, so girl #2 grips the hedgehog and guides it into girl #1's pudendal crawlway.
The coati Ben Coates was robbing a liquor store when he felt something from below the waist. He recognized it as a hand. He thought to himself, "What kind of person would give my johnson such a firm skyward grip? Oh yeah, a spirespotter."
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A Like Whore is a woman who seeks out likes on the internet that are only obtained due to her face and her breasts being exposed in scantily-clad outfits. This is usually done via Facebook in the form of the exact same pose and picture type being taken and posted 30 times. A key feature of a Like Whore is that she does not consider herself a whore or immoral in any way, and says she would never do cam shows or prostitution. Nevertheless, men respect women who do cam shows more than those who are Like Whores due to the honesty and integrity of the cam show whore girls in comparison. If you are going to show off your nearly nude body for male attention constantly, at least be honest about it.
Guy 1: Why does the girl at work show a million different close-ups of her breasts in her Facebook pictures? Did she forget men like those things? Or sheâs just checking in on us?
Guy 2: Sheâs a Like Whore. She should go full throttle and just be honest and move to Dubai and start sucking dick, designing art, and interior decorating.
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