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It is a nerve which controls the function and sensation of many things such as the penis and clitoris, the areas around the scrotum, perineum, and anus. It also controls part of the urethral sphincter and the external rectal sphincter. (Used to describe various forms of sexual as well as daily functions. See examples.)
"Pudendal!"
"The lady friend was in town this weekend. I was busy pudendaling."
"I was at home watching some pron and playing with my pudendal."
"After eating that Indiain buffet, I pudendaled all over my pants."
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Adj.
in posession of a grossly overgrown pudendum or camel toe. Most often encountered on an afah
"That pudendous bitch slimed my chair"
Adj referring to someone who falls between a dick and an asshole, much as the pudendal nerve and artery supply the perineum between the genitalia and the anus.
What a pudendal douche!
Her writing was so pudendal I wanted to smack her through the page.
The Verizon commercial guy is the epitome of pudendal- he thinks he's so cute but you really want to see an alligator eat him.
Medical: The 'crack' caused by the outer labia on the female genitalia. That which provides the camels toe.
Dave: I wish there was a classier name for the fanny lips/camel toe....
Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.
Dave: Sweet!
The extension of fatty pelvic soft tissue that slowly descends over time, eventually obstructing and making inaccessible the female genitalia.
Damn. Time's up!! The pudendal sag has done caught up with her; perfect timing, too.
The pudendal trick is a common contraceptive technique. It involves pressing down on the miki patch, or area below scrotum, just before ejaculation. When doing this, the pudendal nerve is compressed, preventing the stimulus for ejaculation but allowing for orgasm. Essentially, a dry cum. This trick has also been used as a method of keeping things clean while acting solo.
"Hey dude, tired of dirty boxers, try the pudendal trick"
"Damn I was just about to nut in her but luckily she did the pudendal trick on me"