regretta cheese

Older, less appealing, fumunda cheese of days gone by. The definitive limberger of all the crotch cheeses, which once happened upon, the finder rues their misfortune often never fully recovering from the experience.

I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.

Once you go regretta, you never get better!

brofriend

Adj. Describing the relationship with a woman that can be best placed somewhere between brother and boyfriend. Having almost, but not quite "coupling", the relationship cools to a protective buddy state, often never going further.

"Yeah we almost kinda dated for a while, but now I'm just her brofriend."

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