Daygo

A tiny piece of poo that sticks to the hair on your ass, and wherever you go, daygo.

I have so many daygo's around me arsehole; they follow me everywhere I go.

Double London

verb/noun: to stab someone, or to be stabbed, in the rain.

Dude1: If you really hate him that much, then give him a Double London. There's nothing worse than getting a Double London.

Dude2: What's a Double London?

Dude1: A stabbing in the rain.