Abby Murrell

People often say Abigail grace w/ the pretty lookin face. She also has massive mommy milkers. Sometimes ppl say Murrell instead of Murrell even though it’s obviously pronounced Murrell. (Also likes pasta)

“Damn that Abby Murrell has some MASSIVE bitties, I needa hit that”

Elissa Parkinson

Elissa is someone who definitely has lots of sex because she gets lots of bitches. She also has really cool roommates- like insanely sexy, hot, talented, smart, attractive roommates. She’s also known to have very beautiful doll like features. (Also is pretty good at pong)

“Elissa Parkinson has a beautiful figure”

“Damn, that Elissa Parkinson probably has a lot of sex cuz she’s so hot. I need me an Elissa Parkinson in my life”

“Wow, Elissa Parkinson plays hay day a lot.”

Katherine Chan

Katherine Chan is a fanatic of cock and ball torture, along with two girls one cup. She can oftentimes be found playing toon blast, wide eyed and fuelled by vita juice. Kat may seem to be the most feral individual at the club, but suffers greatly from hangxiety. To soothe her worries away, she usually drinks from her month long unwashed water bottle, laying in her bed surrounded with hint of lime chips, while also sitting in an extremely open legged position. Although she may seem innocent, the truth is she secretly preys upon the downfall of the royal family. Regardless of this fact, kat will be always be the one you can rely on to talk about different porn categories, compliment your blue eyes, remember every celebrity to exist, belittle erikka for being unable to stand the cold, or simply rot with. Kat is also obsessed with doll like features, staring longingly at every dog that passes by, military haircuts, not buying food but spending unlimited money on expired groceries, shaming erikka for buying microwave rice, taking 2 minute showers, and kissing analea Vargas for some reason. Last but not least, just know- if there are no jacuzzi lovers, kat is dead. (PS kat also is unable to properly let her friends know what date she plans on going back home. Also she is in love with erikka.)

“THUNDERCLAP” Katherine chan

“Is that Katherine Chan? The best part about today is how beautiful she’ll look tomorrow”

“Katherine is so excited for the weekand”

“Erika ur eyes look like my dads eyes when he got his cateract surgery” -kat

“I don’t know if I’m relationship smart or relationship scared” -kat

“Do girls have prostates” -kat