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It's a mid-sized SUV made by Toyota that got its name from the Scottish Highlands. The Highlander resembles nothing of Scotland or the Highlands.
Lass: Nifty Rav 4 you got there, laddie boy!
Lad: You bloody berk, that's a Highlander.
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Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.
*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.
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