Camal Swag

When a girl is standing still and her vagina is still moving (even if there is no wind)

Jason: does she have a flag in her pants?

Mason: No that's her camal swag

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Blind Fire

When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.

Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.

Paul: No way? where did she call it?

Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.

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Camel Sqwak

When a girl has a camel toe so tight when she walks it looks like her vagina is talking

Phil: Yo man did you see her camel toe?

Joe: Yea I know? it looked like it was talking she had a huge camel sqwak.

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