Applewhite Martini

Vodka, applesauce and Phenobarbital served with a plastic bag.

Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners.

Refers to Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.

That girl was so depressed she drank an Applewhite Martini.
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Those fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the rapture.

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