Tourist

They pretend to be smart but left their brains at home.
They pretend to be wealthy but act like gipsy.
The kind of people that ask info and ignore it

Tourist: i am dr. Engineer but tell me what a license plate is..

Tourist: yeah, i own this company. But hey can you make me a good deal on that?

Tourist: how i get there?
Local: bla long story bla
Tourist: ok, but i go there