Goldman Goggles

The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.

Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'

True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles

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