Tomb Raider

Before having sexual intercourse you dip your penis into a fully filled ashtray (please make sure cigarettes are not burning or stuck on your penis). When you penetrate the lady a puff of ash will appear. It is like entering an old dusty tomb.

"I totally raided that girl's tomb"
"DUDE! I just gave your mom the old Tomb Raider"

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