Mariah

Mariah is a physically striking woman. Mariah's brain is alluring as well as unknown. Don't try to figure out what she's thinking, even if you ask her, she'll disregard the question, as if she didn't hear you ask it. Mariah is highly intelligent as well as an old, old, old, OLD soul. Mariah smokes a colossal amount of cigarettes, which drives her intuition in the right direction. Mariah will never give you advice that she wouldn't give herself. Mariah loves her family, specifically their Mama's and Papa's. Mariah is good, more than good, one of a kind. You're not just lucky, but blessed if you ever have the pleasure of getting to know a Mariah. A Mariah will also pick you up from the drunk tank at 7am, no questions asked, no problem. Mariah rocks, Mariah is family.

You're such a Mariah, thank you for picking me up from the drunk tank.

Corona Baby

Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.

"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."