McBLT

When two heterosexual males are forced by unforeseen circumstances to share the same bed. The two males start out laying at extreme edges of the bed to "keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold". However, most end up unconsciously spooning in the middle of the bed at some point in their sleep.

Herero Guy 1: "Uh oh. There are two of us heterosexual guys in this hotel room, but only one bed. I'm calling the front desk!"
Hetero Guy 2: "It's cool. We'll just McBLT this."
Hetero Guy 1: "Hot side hot, cold side cold!"

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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.

"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"

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