crack pairing

A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.

Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.

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flame shield

A fictional item. The term is sometimes used humorously on message boards when a user has just posted something (usually controversial) that runs the risk of instigating an argument/backlash, i.e. being flamed.

The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flames that may fly their way.

Person A: Lol final fantasy x sucks
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.

Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*

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magna carta

1. An important English charter.

2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.

"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until she started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("

"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"

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magna carta

1. An important English charter.

2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.

"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until he started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("

"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"

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ta muchly

British slang.

Means "Thank you very much."

Person A: Here's your drink.
Person B: Ta muchly.

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forest ranger

See muff diver.

One who performs oral sex on their partner (usually female). Pubic hair provides ample 'forest'.

Person 1: So let me get this straight, Amy and Katie did -what- last night?
Person 2: Well, let's just say that Amy's skills as a forest ranger have improved ten-fold.

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sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

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