Covidiversary

The Anniversary of your diagnosis of Covid-19

Cheers pal, happy Covidiversary

Fogo

Fear of going out.

Not far removed, but not be be confused, with FOMO, fear of missing out

Mate, have you seen Jodie recently?

Nah, since this covid situ she's got massive Fogo

poocloud

When you have the Shits in a big way but you know you're going to be losing some of that holiday weight in the process. (Closely linked to 'every cloud has a silver lining'.)

"I'm not feeling great today, but you know, every poocloud"

Pisstrailer

Someone who needs a piss so badly, that they have to piss where they stand. Then when they get dragged out of the club/bar for pissing on the dancefloor, they keep pissing on the way out, leaving a trail of piss in their wake.

Man, I almost fell over I the way to the bar, damn pisstrailer making a mess again