PMS tokens

One who is enraged to the point of resembling a women going through a menstrual cycle.

Tokens refer to a type of creature used in the popular trading card game, Magic.

Add the two together and you get an army of little heathens running across a battlefield raping, plundering, and burning you with large, blunt objects of considerable force.

"Dude, you totally just PMS'ed tokened me!"

"Ok, I better go before you whip out your PMS tokens."

Bob used his 99/99 PMS tokens on Steve. Steve ran away in fear of being overrun by small demons emanating from Bob's pores.

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jazz crackers

n.
groin, scrotum, balls, nutsack

"Jesus christ Joe! You just got slammed in your jazz crackers!"

"Oh god..I just got a good one to the jazz crackers..."

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