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A great, spiritual artist who can write songs about emotions that I didn't even know existed. Think "emo" but with class.
Thats not just another bohemian, that is Sufjan Stevens.
195π 119π
The most pretentious of all punctuation.
Not everyone knows how to use a semicolon correctly; my farts must smell like sweet perfume.
20π 23π
A collared shirt worn by someone who is not inclined to wear collared shirts.
Do you have a date tonight? You're wearing your date shirt.
11π 1π
When Lewis and Clark were in Oregon, they asked the natives "What is the name of this river?"
The natives responded "Multnomah" which in their language means "You mean that river over there?"
The Multnomah River was named the Willamette River after the expedition.
Person: Im going to go jet skiing on the river.
19th century native american: Multnomah?
15π 6π
The study of someone's Myspace.
Through myspaceology I was able to determine her DOB, blood type, relationship status, and the time that she leaves her house every morning.
41π 17π
Anyone who makes sure that you know the date changes at 12am.
you: This has been one crazy friday.
Midnight Intellectual: It's actually Saturday!!!
13π 2π
A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.
Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge.
Person 2: Is it a frigidaire?
Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".
656π 195π