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The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.
I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.
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A person whom upon entering a room of people, has the innate ability to withdraw all feelings (both negative and positive) from those already present in the room. The effects of a mood-sucker on the recipients are depression, boredom and a complete lack of interest in all things to do with life in general.
The moment she entered the room, you could tell she was a mood-sucker.
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Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.
During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.
A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.
Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.
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When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.
I've just been kebabinated.
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Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."
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