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When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaretâs sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.
Lil Freddy at lunch-
âDamn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!â
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When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.