conceive

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.

Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!

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conceive

to imagin to do or create something, thinking for doing someting, ideate to do sth.

we conceive to build a school in this place

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conceived

when a woman becomes pregnant, offspring is conceived.

Many people do not know this, but Mario and I had a sister who died before she was conceived.

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Conceive and leave

When hit it and quit it accidentally results in a pregnancy.

Sean:Dude, I went over for a booty call last night but accidentally blew inside her. So I got the fuck out.
Brian: Haha nice! A perfect conceive and leave.

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Conceive then Leave

Fucking a thot, nutting in her then bouncing after ur get her pregnant.

Yo John, I had to Conceive then Leave with the chick at the club.

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Anally Conceived

Born from anal sex

Friend #1: "You look like a mole person"
Friend #2: "Shut the fuck up, you were anally conceived"

conceived rights

conceived of rights Is very similar to birthrights however wherever you were conceived is technically where you are from.

Grace:” I am tired of you Americans“
Victor :“but you were born in America”
Grace:”... but I was conceived in Puerto Rico so it’s technically conceived rights.”