tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

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The Anti Thinker

One who doesn't think, an animator.
Shawn Langhans

Shawn Langhans pwns the world.

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Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

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woodberry

All guys School in Orange, VA. All the guys here are cocky, horny molesters. They pine after every girl that passes by, esp. St. Catherine's girls. They spend most of their nights masterbating. They don't have girlfriends because who would want to date one of them? no matter how hot they are.

Girl 1: Did you have fun at the mixer?
Girl 2: Yea until some horny woodberry guy tried to molest me

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Spice Mellon

Fred

Fred, you are such a spice mellon.

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artsy

(adj) It describes one who is into aesthetics. It will be unjust to be given descriptions or specfics since art is too broad to be defined.

When the pianist performed his art filled with his explosive passion, the artsy child shooked and was filled with such an uncontrollable emotion, so strong that he was unable to hold back his tears.

The artsy boy sat outside of a café on an autumn day to study the busy world passing him by as he record his thoughts and ideas in a notebook.

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Kolby Fox

Fat rich kid who thinks hes the best. Who also tries to make up for his small penis by buying things with all his money.
*He also may be a baseball player who sucks at pitching.

Kid 1: Wow who is that fat kid that thinks hes the best?
Kid 2: Oh thats just Kolby Fox, hes fat and is hung like a tic tac.. don't mind him

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