A "Scummy Steve" is an individual that frequently celebrates the possibility of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with anything he can manage to cajole or kidnap away from the bar. Primarily, this occurs after severe abuse of drugs and alcohol.
You were such a Scummy Steve last night bro!
He's such a Scummy Steve
A "party bro" is the highest regarded status of all bro-hood. Sought by many and achieved by few, party bros are an endangered breed of superhuman, notoriously sustaining themselves for months at a time on nothing more than alcohol, tobacco, drugs, sex and Reeespect!
If you're hot and happen to see a party bro, fuck them immediately, as this is the only conservation effort that has had success in sustaining their dwindling numbers.
He's such a party bro!
I wish I was a party bro!
I just fucked a party bro!
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