Devan

Someone who gives the persona they are a high quality person but underneath they're a shit version you wouldn't piss on.

1. Devan looks like a good meat but tastes like shit.
2. Devan is like a Hyundai Sonata looks good on the outside but is an inferior product and goes like shit.
3. That person is a fraud they're such a Devan

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Terror Wristy

The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals

If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47

Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous

Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

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Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.

1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"

Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.

Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up

Sherrie's Delight

The action of a crack whore flashing her ice encrusted untamed wilderness to an unsuspecting victim.

1. Adam was taken by surprise at the sight of Sherrie's Delight.
2. The comment 'Adam I've seen you before' brought back memories of he had had the pleasure of seeing Sherrie's Delight & her beefy kebab lips.

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Shrubs

A person who has a chameleon effect to appear as a diverse range of ethnicities

Shrubs could you please translate this Arabic writing. Shrubs "I'm not Arabic"

I seen you in that Bollywood production Shrubs "I'm not Indian"

That was a good century you scored on the weekend. Shrubs "I'm not Pakistani"

Shrubs you need to stop running around with those Melbourne youth gangs. Shrubs "I'm not an African youth"