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Portarlington

Probably one of the most inbred towns in Victoria, Australia on the outskirts of Geelong (because there's only one I in Portarlington and many locals are pretty old and stereotypically toothless).

Lynette: Do you like living in Portarlington?
Evan: Hell no! It's where all the inbreds live.
Lynette: Facts. You're not a local unless you were born under the pier! Ahahaha

by EvanC7 November 9, 2023


Queenscliff

Just another inbred town on the Bellarine Peninsula east of Geelong. Still, buying a house here would really set you back just because it's close to the sea.

Ami: Hey Rachel, how are things?
Rachel: Not good. I've got to go to Queenscliff these summer holidays with my idiot parents because I still don't have a boyfriend and haven't moved out. They're trying to get rid of me even though they've forgotten what it's like to be poor and young obviously!
Ami: Jeez Louise, that sucks. Beware of all the bogans.

by EvanC7 November 9, 2023